The bottom line is that you can’t possibly have a reality show without a beautiful Princess to gather the affections of the guys.
You can’t have a show without me *smooches*
The Princess definitely knows how to turn on the charm to get what she so desires. I have to admit, when the short mushroom looking agent requested an audience, I knew we struck gold. Not because of her charm or cuteness… but because of how unhinged she really is…
So princess, what have you been up to now that you are outside of the video game world?
I haven’t struggled a bit. This “reality” world has been very accepting of me. I currently have a huge Loft in New York with summer homes in the Hamptons and Miami. I’m looking at property in California as well. I’m invited to all of the fashion shows and galas across the world which keeps me very busy. Poor Toad has a hard time planning out my weeks.
So you’re a Socialite?
A party is considered dull affair if you do not have A List celebrities and I’m as A List as it gets.
What about Mario?
What about him? This interview is for the Video Game Reality House is it not? Is Mario going to be there?
I can’t reveal who will be in the house, but rest assured that everyone will go through the same interview process. I take it you 2 are not on speaking terms?
If Mario ever has anything interesting to say, I would gladly oblige an audience with him. Seeing as his vocabulary is full of “It’s a meee or Mama miaaaa” I doubt we will be speaking outside of traditional pleasantries.
I’m sure our readers would love to dive more into your personal life. How is your cousin Daisy?
She’s fine. Last time we spoke Daisy was jet setting the world helping out people in need and going on safaris. I have Toad draft a letter to my cousin once a month to keep up appearances.
So you’re estranged from her too then?
I wouldn’t call it estranged. There’s so many distractions in this world that it’s easy to get sidetracked. We all have taken different paths and at the moment, our interests do not align is all. So tell me more about this competition? Toad only provided a few details and said a winner would be crowned which would naturally be yours truly.
Well we have decided to catch up with video game characters and the best way to do so is to lock—
I mean place select characters into a house filled with competition. It’s called a reality show in this world. Each week you will compete for advantages and there will be an elimination at the end of the week. The last character standing will be crowned the Video Game Champion and receive a trophy along with additional perks.
I see. I accept your invitation to be the Star of the show and enter the house.
Well, your highness I didn’t offer…
I will have Toad fax over my requests for the house. I have certain products that I need to have with me at all time and I will do you the favor of promoting this show on my Instagram feed. You will have 4.5 million followers viewing the activities at the house. You’re welcome.
That’s fine but there’s a selection…
Look at the time. I have a meeting with a fashion designer. We are creating a new line for my Pretty In Pink collection coming out next Spring. I have to go. Don’t forget to fax over the agreement contract to my agent.
Wait but we didn’t…
Smooches darling oh and since I’m the star I expect to have the priority reveal. Toodles!
Well… I guess we have our first contestant. Even if I didn’t formally offer her the spot.
How do you think Princess Peach will fair in the Video Game Reality House? What other characters would you like to see in the house and why? Tune in later this week for the 2nd character entering the house!